Dear Well Over Fifty Female:
It has come to my attention that you are looking for a forty-something male who is truthful, handsome in a George Clooney way, compassionate to the point of tears, financially secure as a hedge fund manager with no less than three hundred million in assets, between six feet and six foot four in length, and who likes to go on quarterly trips to Europe, Australia, South America and Africa -- safaris only. You also value a man where family comes first, then friends, followed by pets, church going, and lastly, that man himself. Also your guy is not only athletic but he must have done the Iron-man Triathlon in Hawaii and swam the English Channel. Your man must also spend all his extra time on your needs including sorting out late deliveries from Bed Bath and Beyond, Saks, and Bloomingdale's. Most of all, you need a man to help raise the last kid to leave your house -- an enabled thirty year old child who has yet to finish Junior College. Sex is optional for you..
I believe I fit all your criteria.
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